Why, why, why did I think frying an egg naked was a good idea?
guess who’s not homeless anymore?
this motherfucker. :D
The best part about having IRL friends on my tumblr is it keeps in check how many posts I make about my boyfriend’s butthole.
Now fundraising for gas money to drive to the screening of short films that Ben & I, along with my fellow Portland Community Media interns, helped create. It’ll be in Portland, hosted by Todd Haynes, the direct of I’m Not There, on 01/30. All donations will be accepted. ;)
I didn’t think I would ever have this issue, considering I’m not white, but if you are a racist please unfollow me and let me know so I can remove you from my life.
I don’t even.
Trying to figure out when I want to go to jail because I can’t afford to pay the now $700 ticket I got for being drunk and in the back of a car on the way to someone’s house in January (public intox). The credit, I’ve heard, is $50-75 per each day you sit it out, so it shouldn’t be more than 10 days or so.
"You’re not feminine. You have more armpit hair than I do. If I had that much armpit hair, I’d trim it or something. "
I am so obnoxious.
Me: (to Ben) Whatchu gonna do with all that ass? All that ass inside yo’ jeans?
Ben: (doesn’t look up) I’m going to lay on this bed and continue to read Re-animator, that’s what I’m going to do.
reblog so people know who you are?
Name: Zander Nicholas Black
Tumblr Name: rejectionfetish
Birthday: March 20
Relationship Status: committed
Random fact about you: My partner and my youngest brother share a first name. Even weirder, my youngest brother’s middle name is my partner’s pseudonym.
Hobbies/Interests: grindcore, death metal, industrial/ebm/00ntz-00ntz-bm, vikings, weed, dreadlocks, writing, horror films/novels, rampant anglophilia, foreign films, menthol cigarettes, an unhealthy relationship with the internet, creeping sexy people on tumblr and a boatload of creepy fetishes.
Do you smoke/drink: I’m drinking Southern Comfort, Coke and Lime right now.
Why Tumblr?: Because it’s an easy replacement for actual friends.
also, does anyone use AIM anymore?
get at me, etc.